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Keep Dogs Out of the
Locker Rooms
Iowa and Nebraska check who walks into the shower.
Washington no longer automatically checks the barn.“
Congratulations are in order. After years
of warning us that predators lurk behind
every gym door, the party of family values
has finally found one background check
it considers too strict: the Federal Bureau
of Investigation’s.
THE LINE THEY ERASED.
An archived 2023 FBI document listed
“engagement in prostitution or bestiality”
among the bureau’s “automatic
disqualifiers.” Current guidance lists
neither. Under the new rules, applicants
who engaged in past acts of bestiality or
animal cruelty may still be considered
as long as the incidents took place before
age 18, and sources told CBS News
the policy does not differentiate between
applicants who willingly engaged in bestiality
and those who were coerced. Paid
for sex? Still eligible if it happened fewer
than three times and at least 10 years ago.
On Tuesday, Director Kash Patel told the
Senate Judiciary Committee “we did not
want to punish victims of bestiality, victims
who were trafficked.” The explanation
drew bipartisan disbelief. Republican
Sen. John Kennedy pressed him: “But
you’re not telling us today that if a human
being had sex with an animal, that they
can still be an FBI agent.” Every farm
family in Iowa was asking the same thing.
THE COMPANY HE PARDONS.
This is not new. On his first day back,
President Trump pardoned nearly every
Jan. 6 defendant. NPR found dozens had
prior convictions or pending charges for
crimes including rape and sexual abuse
of a minor. Kasey Hopkins carried a 2002
THE LAW THAT PASSED 427-1
Last November, Congress did something
it almost never does: it agreed. The Epstein
Files Transparency Act cleared the
House 427-1, passed the Senate without
objection, and was signed by the president
on Nov. 19, 2025. The deadline was
thirty days. Release it all, protect the victims,
protect nobody else.
Ten months later, the Justice Department
says it has done its part, with nearly
3.5 million pages published in total. Rep.
Thomas Massie, a Kentucky Republican,
says millions more are still being held
back. A federal judge agreed that something
was being hidden. In a suit brought
by journalist Katie Phang, the court ordered
redactions lifted on key records,
including at least eight Epstein email exchanges
about a “torture video” and sexual
activity with young women and minors,
plus interviews with a woman who
says President Trump abused her when
she was a minor. The department’s answer
was not compliance. It filed notice
that it plans to appeal.
THE BRAVEST MAN IN THE
ROOM IS A BLACK MARKER
This is the movement that promised to
drain the swamp and expose the elite. It
turned out the swamp had a filing cabinet,
and the cabinet had a lock.
When the House Oversight Committee
subpoenaed Attorney General Pam Bondi
in March to testify about the release,
she was fired by Trump within a month.
Her replacement, Todd Blanche, is the
president’s former criminal defense lawyer.
He was confirmed 50-49. Ghislaine
Maxwell, the only person convicted in the
trafficking scheme, was moved to a minimum-
security camp days after sitting
down with Blanche.
The administration calls this historic
transparency. In my opinion, a transparency
law that needs a court order to work
is not transparency. It is a press release.
A transparency law that needs
a court order to work is not
transparency. It is a press release.
MERCY, BY THE TON
Now look at who gets the benefit of the
doubt.
Juan Orlando Hernández, the former
president of Honduras, was sentenced to
45 years for helping move more than 400
tons of cocaine toward American streets.
Trump pardoned him, and he walked out
Dec. 1, 2025. Before him came Ross Ulbricht,
who ran the Silk Road drug marketplace,
and a commutation for gang
leader Larry Hoover. The Washington
Post counts roughly 100 drug clemencies.
Reuters found that 96 percent of second-
term grants fell outside Justice Department
guidelines, up from 14 percent
in the first term.
Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, and
George W. Bush never pardoned a head of
state convicted of trafficking. No president
had. This one did it and called it fairness.
WHAT THAT MEANS ON I-80
Interstate 80 runs through Omaha and
Des Moines, and it is a trafficking corridor.
Our sheriffs and troopers seize the
product. Our families bury the overdoses.
Every pardon of a convicted drug trafficker
erases the work of every agent, trooper
and prosecutor who built that case. They
put their lives at risk for nothing. And
every kingpin who walks free puts every
family in America at risk again.
Washington has told the men at the top
that a friendly word in the right ear can
wipe the slate clean. Every deputy on that
highway is entitled to ask what, exactly, he
is risking his life for.
THE HONEST PART
The pardon power is nearly absolute, and
every president has used it in ways critics
hated. Joe Biden commuted the sentences
of thousands of nonviolent drug
offenders and pardoned his own family.
The Justice Department says its redactions
protect victims, as the law requires.
No court has found that the withholding
shields any particular person. Being
named in the files is not proof of a crime.
Democrats are not saints, and this newspaper
does not endorse parties.
But only one party holds the Justice Department,
the pardon pen, and both
houses of Congress right now. Only one
party can open the file tomorrow. It has
chosen not to.
HOLD YOUR NOSE
I am a lifelong Independent. I do not ask
this lightly. If the party of law and order
will not stand for the survivors and will
not stand against the cartels, then it has
no claim on your vote.
If you want to keep Iowa and Nebraska
safe, hold your nose and vote Democrat,
or stay home this November.
In reality, this administration seems
more interested in protecting the perpetrators
of crime than the victims of
crime.
THE FILE AND THE PARDON PEN
Tough on Crime: Unless
You Can Afford a Signature
They sealed the file on a trafficker’s friends and opened
the cell door for the men who moved the cocaine.
“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” — Mark Twain
forcible-rape conviction. Theodore Middendorf
is a registered sex offender for
crimes against a 7-year-old. Andrew Paul
Johnson, freed by the same pardon, was
later sentenced to life for molesting two
children. The pardons covered the riot,
not the earlier crimes. In my opinion, the
vetting was the same as the FBI’s new
rule: look away first.
THE LOCKER ROOM TEST.
Republican lawmakers in Des Moines and
Lincoln have spent entire sessions legislating
who may stand in a locker room.
Fine. Let us apply their standard evenly. If
the test is safety, the question is conduct:
Should a man with a history
involving livestock shower
beside your son?
Should a man whose name
appears in the Epstein files coach
your daughter’s team?
The party that told us the innocent have
nothing to fear can start by releasing the
files Congress ordered opened, 427 to 1.
THE HONEST PART.
A name in the Epstein files is not proof of
a crime, and a child abused with an animal
is a victim, not a suspect. That is exactly
why the right fix was a written victim
exception, not quietly deleting the line for
everyone. In my opinion, a bureau that
saw 1,139 special agents leave in 2025
chose the shortcut over the standard.
Sources: CBS News; CNN (Sept. 15, 2026
testimony); NPR; Axios; NBC News
CONSERVATION, AT LAST.
For fifty years, presidents begged Americans to drive less and burn cleaner. None of them
found the lever. This one did. On September 11 the national average for diesel crossed
six dollars a gallon for the first time in history: $6.06, against $3.70 a year ago. Gasoline
stood at $4.29. No mandate was required and no regulation was written. The air over the
interstate has never been cleaner, because fewer people can afford to be on it.
THE DEBT RELIEF PLAN.
Inflation, we are assured, lets the working man retire his mortgage in cheap dollars. A
fine theory, provided he locked his loan in 2021. August CPI came in at 3.4 percent and
the 30-year fixed at 6.66. Inflated dollars and expensive money. Never mind the bank
holding the note.
A STRONGER DOLLAR.
The old method was fiscal discipline. The new method is a portrait. A one-dollar coin
bearing his likeness has circulated since September 2; his signature now sits above the
Treasury Secretary’s; and a $250 note waits on a Congress willing to repeal the rule
against living men on money. The coin has a gold-like finish and is struck from base
metal. There is the fiscal program in a sentence.
“A gold-colored coin struck from base metal is
not a monetary policy. It is a self-portrait.”
AND THEREFORE, MINING.
Gold ballrooms require supply. The federal government has taken financial stakes in
at least seven mining and minerals companies, with roughly $10 billion in federal financing
associated with those deals. Washington is now, in some cases, both an investor
in these companies and the government responsible for regulating or permitting
their projects.
THE CRYPTO VISION.
His disclosures report $1.4 billion in crypto revenue. In August, a federal regulator
chartered a bank affiliated with the family venture. Last October, he pardoned the
convicted exchange founder whose platform had helped it along. Coincidence, surely.
SUPERVISED INTELLIGENCE.
He is right that this technology will reorder the world. He is also certain that his own
administration should decide what it is permitted to say. Whoever holds that pen
holds the dictionary. No president of either party should.
Sources: Reuters, Feb. 4, 2026; U.S. Senate Committee on Energy and Natural Resources, Feb. 4 and Aug. 12,
2026; U.S. Department of Energy; U.S. Department of Defense.
When I filed this case, I expected a
straightforward process involving discovery
and documents. If the record supported
it, I also expected the true wrongdoer to
be named as a third party defendant.
That is not what has happened. It is my
opinion that discovery in this matter is
being shaped by people whose names do
not appear in the case caption. I cannot
prove that today, and I will not tell readers
otherwise. I can only tell you what I
believe and why I am acting on it.
A Pause and an Apology
An update on the Berkshire Hathaway defamation matter
and why I am putting my own case on hold for now.
I am therefore pausing my lawsuit.
I want to be plain about Berkshire Hathaway.
My view is that the company and
its agents may themselves have been used
by someone else who gave them a version
of events and left them to act on it.
“Berkshire is not the author of this
defamation but a vehicle for it.”
If I am right, Berkshire is not the author
of this defamation but a vehicle for it. To
the extent that my filings suggested otherwise,
my apology is sincere.
My hope is that Berkshire Hathaway or
its agents will come forward or tell others
what I suspect they may already know: the
origin of this matter is federal.
I remain of the view that my dispute
with the federal government is ongoing
and that the government’s objective is to
silence and discredit me.
Free speech has cost me a great deal. In
this political climate, it is plainly not free.
Brent Lambi: The opinions expressed
above are solely those of the author.

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Narco-State That
Became a Bank Account
We Were Promised a Drug War. We Got an Offshore Account.
Sixty-seven boats destroyed. Thirteen billion dollars collected.
And the one account nobody in this country is allowed to audit.
IMAGINATION LIBRARY 332 million+ books, five countries
FOUNDED 1995, for a father who could not read
VACCINE RESEARCH $1 million
SMOKIES FIRES, 2016 $1,000 a month, per displaced family
HURRICANE HELENE $1M personal, $1M from her companies
DOLLYWOOD Full college tuition for employees
THE LEDGER, ITEM BY ITEM
WE WENT FOR THE CARTELS. WE CAME HOME WITH THE OIL.
THE DRUGS ARE STILL MOVING. THE MONEY IS STILL MISSING.
AN AMERICAN SEIZURE BELONGS IN AN AMERICAN BANK.
WHERE IS THE MONEY? WHERE ARE THE DRUGS?
ANSWER THE PEOPLE WHO PAID FOR IT.
WHAT WE WERE TOLD. Venezuela was a
narco-state and its president a cartel boss. On
that premise, American forces struck Caracas
on January 3 and flew Nicolás Maduro to New
York. Congress never voted on it. When five
Republicans joined Democrats to force the
question, the Vice President broke the tie to
kill it.
WHAT WAS PROVEN TO THE PUBLIC.
Nothing yet. Maduro pleaded not guilty, and
the case is pending. The premise was thin before
the first shot. DEA data put the Caribbean
corridor at roughly 8 percent of seaborne cocaine
leaving South America, most of it bound
for Europe. Venezuela appears in no DEA National
Drug Threat Assessment as a fentanyl
source or transit country. The SOUTHCOM
commander told lawmakers in March that
boat strikes are not the answer. Sixty-seven
vessels were destroyed, 221 people were
killed, and the traffickers rerouted.
WHAT WE TOOK. Ten oil tankers were boarded
or seized. One hundred fifty million barrels
were sold by April. More than $13 billion was
collected by late July.
WHERE IT WENT. Not the U.S. Treasury, at
least not at first. The opening $500 million
landed in a Qatari bank, described by an official
as neutral ground beyond any risk of seizure.
But Executive Order 14373 had already
blocked the creditors under an emergency the
President declared himself. So the offshore account
was not shielding the money from them.
It was shielding it from American courts.
About $3 billion is accounted for. Ten billion is
not. Two of the trading houses that were hired
had previously been prosecuted for bribery.
In February, the Treasury Secretary promised
Congress the statutory authority. By March 11,
it still had not come.
We took the oil by force and banked it where
no American judge can reach it.
THE PARDON THAT DOES NOT FIT. On
December 1, 2025, one month before the drug
war began, this President pardoned Juan Orlando
Hernández, former president of Honduras,
convicted of moving more than 400
tons of cocaine and serving 45 years. Same
crime. Same hemisphere. Opposite outcome.
WHAT IT COST. Brown University’s Costs of
War project put Southern Spear and Absolute
Resolve at a minimum of $4.7 billion through
March 31, $3.8 billion of it naval, and called
that figure conservative. The Pentagon refuses
to give Congress a number at all.
WHAT ACTUALLY CHANGED. Maduro’s
own vice president governs, unelected. No
free elections have been announced. Inflation
was 475 percent last year. Roughly 90
percent of the country is in poverty. Three
months’ minimum wage does not buy one
dollar. June earthquakes killed more than
5,000, and $386 million in aid moved while
$13 billion sat in a bank.
AND IT WAS NEVER ARGENTINA. Argentina
is Level 1. Go tomorrow. The country
we liberated is Level 3, with seven states still
marked Do Not Travel and visas issued from
Bogotá.
THE EDITOR’S OPINION. No court has
found corruption here, and I allege none. But
I have seen this shape before, and the questions
below are not rhetorical. They are unanswered.
THREE QUESTIONS NOBODY WILL ANSWER.
Where are the drugs? Sixty-seven
boats were destroyed. Two hundred twenty-
one people are dead. The routes moved; the
cocaine did not stop. No public evidence has
yet tied a single shipment to the man we took.
Where is the money? Thirteen billion was collected.
Three billion is explained. Ten billion is
behind a seal no American judge is permitted
to break.
And why a foreign bank? That question answers
the other two. A seizure made by American
forces, paid for by American taxpayers,
belongs in the American Treasury, on an
American ledger, in front of an American
court. In 1989, we invaded Panama, took a dictator
on drug charges, and found the money
in Panamanian banks, but those assets went
through courts. There is exactly one reason to
send this money to Qatar instead: so that nobody
here can look at it. The cartels used foreign
banks for the same reason. They simply
never called it foreign policy.
THE HONEST PART. Maduro was a tyrant
who stole an election, and some of this money
has paid Venezuelan salaries under a continuing
audit. Fine. Then publish the authority,
publish the ledger, and let a judge look.
A TRIBUTE
The Woman Who Never
Asked Your Party
She Just Mailed the Book.
Sixty years in public life, a coalition wider than either party’s,
and not one loyalty oath. Washington should study the tape.
The Failed Trump/MAGA Movement
The Voters Got Promises. The Insiders Got Everything.
Nineteen months in, one side of this bargain has been paid in full,
and it was not the side that voted.
When I filed this case, I expected a straightforward
process involving discovery and documents.
If the record supported it, I also expected
the true wrongdoer to be named as a third
party defendant.
That is not what has happened. It is my
opinion that discovery in this matter is being
shaped by people whose names do not appear
in the case caption. I cannot prove that today,
and I will not tell readers otherwise. I can only
tell you what I believe and why I am acting on it.
I am therefore pausing my lawsuit.
I want to be plain about Berkshire Hathaway.
My view is that the company and its agents may
themselves have been used by someone else
who gave them a version of events and left
them to act on it.
If I am right, Berkshire is not the author of
this defamation but a vehicle for it. To the extent
that my filings suggested otherwise, my
apology is sincere.
My hope is that Berkshire Hathaway or its
agents will come forward or tell others what I
suspect they may already know: the origin of
this matter is federal.
I remain of the view that my dispute with
the federal government is ongoing and that the
government’s objective is to silence and discredit
me.
Free speech has cost me a great deal. In this
political climate, it is plainly not free.
Brent Lambi: The opinions expressed above
are solely those of the author.
A Pause and an Apology
An update on the Berkshire Hathaway defamation matter
and why I am putting my own case on hold for now.
“Berkshire is not the author of this defamation but a vehicle for it.”
Sources: Forbes “World’s Billionaires” (Mar. 2026); USDA ERS Food Price Outlook (Aug. 2026); NBC News grocery tracker
(Aug. 19, 2026); Purdue Consumer Food Insights; Economist/YouGov (Aug. 7–10, 2026); Reuters (Oct. 23, 2025); Public
Citizen; Senate letters of Oct. 22, 2025; PBS NewsHour (Apr. 2026).
Sources: Executive Order 14373; Treasury and OFAC general licenses; DEA National Drug Threat
Assessment; Costs of War Project, Brown University; Semafor; CNN; Reuters; House Financial Services
Committee correspondence; U.S. Department of State.
SHE STARTED WITH A DEBT SHE COULD
NOT REPAY. Dolly Rebecca Parton was born
January 19, 1946, in Sevier County, Tennessee,
one of twelve children in a mountain
cabin. Her father could not read. In 1995, she
founded the Imagination Library in his honor,
mailing free books to children from birth until
kindergarten. When she died in Nashville
on August 25 at eighty, the program had gifted
more than 332 million books to over three
million children across five countries. The
book is addressed to the child, not the parent.
Her family asked that flowers be sent as donations
to it instead.
THE LEDGER NOBODY MADE HER PUBLISH.
A million dollars that helped fund
COVID vaccine research. A thousand dollars
a month to families burned out of the Smokies
in 2016. A million of her own after Hurricane
Helene, with a million more from her businesses.
Full college tuition for Dollywood employees.
The Carnegie Medal of Philanthropy
in 2022. None of it appropriated. None of it
borrowed. She spent her own money, then
went back to work.
SHE DECLINED THE HONORS SHE HAD
EARNED. Twice she turned down the Presidential
Medal of Freedom. In 2021, she asked
the Tennessee legislature to hold off on a statue
of her at the Capitol, not while there was
work left to do. Read that beside a renamed
plaza and a fresh bronze inscription, and note
carefully who paid for which.
SHE WAS NOBODY’S FOOL. She retained
her publishing rights while the industry was
taking everyone else’s, and walked away from
an Elvis recording rather than surrender half
of “I Will Always Love You.” Generosity was
never naivety. It never is.
AND SHE NEVER ASKED YOUR PARTY.
She spent half a century in the brightest light
in America, and no one could reliably say how
she voted. She kept it that way on purpose.
The result was that a coal miner and a college
professor could sing the same chorus and
both mean it. She did not build that audience
by agreeing with everyone. She built it by refusing
to sort them.
Three hundred thirty-two million books, and
not one of them billed to the taxpayer.
Three hundred thirty-two
million books, and not one of
them billed to the taxpayer.
That is the whole lesson, and it is not complicated.
SHE NEVER ASKED WHICH WAY YOU VOTED.
SHE ONLY ASKED WHETHER YOUR CHILD COULD READ.
SET THE BAR WHERE SHE LEFT IT.
NO PARTY OWNS THIS ONE.
LEAD LIKE DOLLY.
Sources: family statement and obituary notices, Aug. 25, 2026; Dolly Parton’s Imagination
Library; Carnegie Medal of Philanthropy; contemporaneous news accounts.
WHAT THEY RAN ON. Prices down starting
on day one. The war ended in twenty-four
hours. The files released. The swamp drained.
Each of those promises was made plainly,
from a stage, to people who believed it enough
to stand in line in the cold.
WHAT WAS DELIVERED. Food cost 3.0 percent
more this July than a year earlier. Ground
beef is up 18 percent since January 2025, and
orange juice is up 20 percent. Health premiums
rose by roughly a quarter when the
enhanced credits lapsed. Food insecurity
reached 13.3 percent overall and 46 percent
among SNAP households. Consumer optimism
hit an all-time low this month. The debt
is past $39.9 trillion. The Epstein files were
ordered released by a 427-to-1 vote, and the
measure was signed into law in November,
but they still need a judge to pry them loose.
The Iran war is still running. Approval this
month: 33 percent.
AND WHAT THE INSIDERS GOT. Forbes put
the president’s fortune at $6.5 billion in March,
up $1.4 billion in a year, roughly $1.8 billion of
it from cryptocurrency, including about $550
million from selling the family venture’s own
tokens. On the administration’s first full day,
the SEC opened a crypto task force; cases
against that venture’s investors and partners
were dropped or settled. An Emirati state fund
moved $2 billion into Binance using the family
stablecoin. The envoy who co-founded the
venture still held his stake ten months in. In
October, the president pardoned Binance’s
founder, whose company had pleaded guilty
and paid $4.3 billion.
A movement is judged by who got paid. This
one paid its founders and billed its believers.
THE HONEST PART. Egg prices are down 31
percent. Presidents are exempt from the conflict-
of-interest statute; none of this has been
charged as a crime, and the Trump Organization
says it complies with every applicable ethics
law. Grocery inflation is off its 2022 peak.
Some of these promises were fantasies the
day they were made: no president could have
ended that war in a day. And no party’s donor
ledger is clean.
AND STILL. None of that changes the arithmetic.
Two ledgers were kept over these nineteen
months. One of them was settled in full.
Check which one has your name on it.
THE MOVEMENT DID NOT FAIL ITS INSIDERS.
IT ONLY FAILED THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED IT.
AN EMPTY PROMISE IS STILL AN INVOICE — AND IT IS MADE OUT TO YOU.
“HOLD YOUR NOSE AND VOTE DEMOCRAT — OR JUST DON’T VOTE IN NOVEMBER.”
DON’T VOTE REPUBLICAN!
LET’S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

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