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HONEST POLITICS
Brent Lambi
The Strait is Not The Border
Forty thousand people looked at the world as it is and
decided to swim. The rest of us should ask what they were
swimming away from and who built it.
Last week, tens of thousands of young Moroccans walked into the sea. French reporting
put the figure near 40,000; Ceuta’s own leader estimated 60,000, with Madrid counting roughly
8,000 children among them. They swam around a breakwater toward a beach in Africa that
happens to belong to Spain. Dozens drowned doing it.
Ask why, honestly. The answer is not recklessness. It is arithmetic. From Fnideq, a young
man can see, five kilometers across open water, a life he cannot reach in forty years of labor
on his own side. He priced the swim against the wait and took the swim. Meanwhile, Ukrainians
die defending a border, Gazans die trapped inside one, and half the world lives beyond
the reach of a physician.
He priced the swim against the wait and took the swim.
We are told some nations simply do things right. Norway educates its children, insures its
sick, and pensions its elderly. But Norway also sits atop North Sea oil and had the rare discipline
to bank the proceeds for the unborn instead of spending them on itself. Afghanistan
has been an empire’s chessboard for a century and a half, with British, Soviet, and American
powers each arriving with a theory and departing with a body count. Institutions matter
enormously. So does whether the world ever permitted you to build any.
That distinction should trouble us, because it decides who gets to be born lucky.
So here are the questions we should ask aloud and answer on the record:
If prosperity is largely an accident of geology, geography, and who invaded whom, on what
moral ground do we call it earned?
Is a border a legitimate line of governance, or a fence around a lifeboat?
We spent $113 billion on 145 days of war in Iran. What would that sum have purchased in
clinics, wells, and classrooms, and which purchase would have produced fewer swimmers?
If a stranger’s child drowns within sight of your shore, does distance excuse you, or only
comfort you?
And the hardest one: do we hold these gifts in trust, or in fee simple?
A man born on the lucky side of the water will tell you
it was his swimming that got him there.
The Compliment You Didn’t Ask For
On being diagnosed by people who have never opened a chart
Congratulations. You have been diagnosed.
Not by a physician, not after an examination, and not on the basis of anything you actually
said. You were diagnosed the instant you produced a fact your opponent could not answer.
The condition is called Trump Derangement Syndrome, and the only known symptom is
winning.
Consider how the diagnosis is made. You cite a dollar figure. You cite a court ruling. You
ask a question with a documentary answer. Your opponent, finding no fact of his own, reaches
past the argument and reaches for you. He does not say the number is wrong. He says you
are unwell.
In debate, this maneuver has a name older than the republic. It is the ad hominem, and it
is not a rebuttal but a surrender delivered in the tone of an insult. A man with better evidence
produces the evidence. A man without it produces a label. When the label arrives, the scoring
is over; only the volume is still in dispute.
A man with better evidence produces the evidence.
A man without it produces a label.
Notice what the phrase concedes. To call criticism deranged is to admit that criticism exists
in quantity and that ordinary people, given the record, keep arriving at the same unflattering
conclusion. That is not a syndrome. That is a consensus.
Honesty requires a word for the other side. Some criticism is unhinged. There are people
who read a grocery receipt as a coup and who would be no better company under any other
president. Say so when you see it. But the cure for a bad argument is a better one, not a nickname,
and the man who cannot tell the difference has told you which he lacks.
So accept the honor. When someone informs you that you are deranged, he has told you
three things: he heard you, he could not answer you, and he would rather discuss your mind
than his candidate’s record.
Take the trophy. It was awarded under protest, which is the only kind worth having.
The Sickness No Medical
School Can Cure
A billion dollars to build healers, while others use
their offices to tear them down
CHANGE MY MIND
In February 2024, a woman in her nineties stood before a room of medical students in the
Bronx and told them their tuition was gone. Ruth Gottesman had taught at Albert Einstein
College of Medicine since 1968, specializing in learning disabilities, and chaired its board of
trustees. The billion dollars came from her late husband, David, an early investor in Berkshire
Hathaway, who left it to her to spend as she saw fit. She saw fit to make Einstein tuition
free in perpetuity, the largest gift ever made to an American medical school.
Understand what she actually bought. Tuition ran nearly $59,000 a year, and roughly half
of Einstein’s graduates left owing more than $200,000. Debt of that size does not merely burden
a young doctor; it selects her specialty for her. It steers her away from pediatrics, from
primary care, from the clinic in the neighborhood that needs her most and pays her least.
Gottesman did not make doctors rich. She made doctors possible and freed them to study,
to research, and to serve.
“She did not make doctors rich. She made doctors possible.”
Set that beside the spectacle we now call oversight. Anthony Fauci spent five decades on
HIV, Ebola, and COVID and helped build a program credited with saving millions of lives
abroad. His reward in 2026 was a subpoena and a hearing room designed to produce a referral
rather than an answer.
One American spent a fortune expanding the nation’s capacity to heal. Others use their
offices, their subpoena power, and our money to attack the people who already did.
That is the contrast worth amplifying. A gift like Gottesman’s is not charity; it is infrastructure.
It will outlive every politician currently auditioning outrage for a fundraising list.
Medical school can teach anatomy. It cannot teach gratitude. It can teach pharmacology,
but there is no course in humility, and no prescription for a public official who mistakes
destruction for duty. That sickness is moral, not clinical, and the only known treatment is
administered at the ballot box.
“It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no
distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.”
MARK TWAIN, Following the Equator (1897),
Pudd’nhead Wilson’s New Calendar
What the Pool Reflects
Sixteen million dollars, a friend with a contract awarded without
bidding, and a mirror the President refuses to look into.
“Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.”
Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar (1894)
A reflecting pool has exactly one job. It shows you what is standing in front of it.
For roughly $16 million of the public’s money, the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
has performed that job with a fidelity no one in this administration intended. It reflected a
rushed vanity project. It reflected a contract handed to a friend. It reflected a government
that, confronted with its own failure, went looking for a citizen to punish.
THE MONEY
A $14.7 million contract awarded without competitive bidding went to Atlantic Industrial
Coatings of Virginia to spread blue waterproofing across the pool’s concrete floor, justified
by urgent need. The Park Service bypassed competitive bidding by invoking an urgency exemption
tied to the nation’s 250th anniversary. A second contract, worth $1.7 million, went
to Green Water Solutions, an Ohio firm whose owner keeps a home in Palm Beach less than a
mile from the President’s Palm Beach residence. Its controlling figure, John J. Cafaro, has two
felony convictions: a 2001 guilty plea for conspiring to bribe a congressman and a 2010 plea
for a campaign finance violation. A deadline became a license. The license became a favor.
The work failed within days. The coating peeled. The water turned green. And the President
of the United States went on social media to announce, without evidence, that saboteurs had
cut a gash measuring 250 feet into the facade and poured corrosive chemicals into the water.
THE BLAME
Then came the arrests. A person who was 17 years old was cited over a piece of paint. And
David “Davey” Hearn, who competed in the Olympics three times, was indicted on a felony
charge carrying a sentence of up to ten years, accused of pulling up roughly two square feet
of liner. The U.S. Attorney announced “tremendous evidence.”
On July 31, that case collapsed. Prosecutors told the court the damage resulted from
flawed installation by the contractor, not vandalism. More damningly, they said that if the
Interior Department had been forthcoming with information already in its possession, no
indictment would ever have been sought.
A man who cannot look at a mirror without
demanding it show him someone else.
Credit where it is owed: Jeanine Pirro corrected the record against her own interest. Days
earlier, the Interior secretary had told the country the contractor did a fantastic job and would
be rehired for the repairs. And the President? On Saturday he answered the confession of his
own Justice Department by insisting the major damage was still the work of vandals.
WHAT HISTORY RECORDS
Here is the part worth remembering. History reflects well on the public servant who owns
a mistake. It always has. Voters forgive error; they do not forgive the official who insists the
mirror is lying. Pirro will be remembered for the harder filing, not the easier one. An honest
correction is not weakness; it is the whole reason an office is worth holding.
An Olympian’s name was put on a federal felony indictment to cover a contractor’s failure.
That is not a paint problem. That is the machinery of federal prosecution turned into a
drop cloth.
THE RIPPLE
“We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going,
and then go with the drove.” Twain wrote that of the American
habit of borrowing an opinion rather than forming one.
But a reflecting pool does more than mirror. It ripples. Whatever is thrown into it travels
outward to the edges, which is to say, to us. A political party is an implied association. When
a voter stands inside a party line and says nothing about a contract awarded without bidding
and steered to a neighbor, or an innocent citizen charged to protect an official story, that
silence becomes part of the reflection. It is not only the President in that water. It is everyone
standing behind him who declined to speak.
Congress has the bidding under review. Voters hold something stronger: a ballot and the
standing to demand honesty before they spend it. Demand it out loud and demand it of your
own side first. History reflects favorably on those who did and keeps a clear record of those
who did not.

Your Ballot Is Not Local
A ballot cast at the county line is spent in Washington and in every capital watching how we answer.
There is no longer any such thing as a purely local vote.
A county commissioner, legislator, or school board member running on the MAGA line is not an isolated figure. That candidate is a precinct in a national machine. The candidate’s margin is reported as a mandate. Party leadership reads the win as permission. What the candidate ratifies at home is executed in Washington and exported to the rest of the world.
To shrug at either is to choose the predator over the prey.
So put two questions to that candidate and write down the answers.
Will you demand the complete, unredacted release of the Epstein files? Congress already answered: the Epstein Files Transparency Act passed overwhelmingly and set a December 19 deadline. Seven months later, a federal judge was still ordering the Department to unredact records or explain itself. Among those records was a draft indictment with the names of potential accomplices blacked out. Redaction shields victims. Nothing in that statute authorized the Department to shield names.
Will you condemn the pardon of Juan Orlando Hernández? A federal jury convicted him; a judge sentenced him to 45 years for a scheme that moved more than 400 tons of cocaine into this country, the equivalent of some 4.5 billion doses, while he boasted he would stuff the drugs up the gringos’ noses. The President erased the punishment in a social media post. This month he returned home to cheers in Tegucigalpa.
I state this as my opinion, and I mean it plainly. A candidate who will not answer those two questions stands on the same moral ground as someone who knows what was done to a child and keeps it secret. The files are records of children sold to powerful men. The pardon freed a trafficker who poisoned somebody’s sons and daughters by the ton. To shrug at either is to choose the predator over the prey. I would not leave a child in such a person’s care. I do not intend to leave a county, a state, or a country there either.
Your ballot does not stop at the county line. Cast locally, it is spent nationally and globally: in a Justice Department that treats a deadline as a suggestion, in a pardon power operated as a favor bank for the convicted and connected, and in every capital now reading American law as negotiable.
Ask them at the forum. Ask them on the doorstep. Then vote as though the answer will be enforced in your name, because it will be.
Name Calling Is Not a Denial
The President answers questions about Epstein with a label.
A label is not an answer.
Ask the President why the Epstein files remain sealed and redacted, and you will not get an answer. You will get a diagnosis.
In Michigan on July 27, a man in the crowd accused him of protecting pedophiles. Mr. Trump did not rebut the charge. He waited for security, pointed into the audience, and pronounced the man a communist. He then pivoted to a riff about seized houses and tax rates of 80 percent. The accusation went unanswered. The crowd got a villain instead.
This is the whole method. Demand transparency from the left and you are a communist. Demand it from the right, as Marjorie Taylor Greene did, and you are branded a traitor. Demand it in print and the entire matter becomes a hoax perpetrated by Democrats. The label performs the work the evidence cannot.
“The faithful execution of the laws is not a left-wing hobby.”
Consider what is being called communism here: the belief that the Epstein Files Transparency Act, a law the President himself signed, ought to be obeyed. That is not Marx. That is Article II. The faithful execution of the laws is not reserved for the political left, and insisting upon it is not a symptom requiring treatment.
Note, too, who gets pathologized. Not the trafficker. Not the men in the flight logs. The citizen asking the question.
A man with nothing to hide answers questions. A man with something to hide changes the subject and then insults whoever noticed. We have now watched both.
Release the files. Unredacted. Then call us whatever you like.
A SATIRE ON THE STEWARDSHIP OF PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS
The Crazed Librarian
A public collection is a trust, not a private shelf, and the clerk at the desk is not the author.
Imagine a librarian who wakes one morning having forgotten that he does not own the library.
The books were bought with the public’s money. The building was raised by the public’s hand. His only job is to keep the doors open, the shelves stocked, and the card catalog honest, so that every citizen who walks in may find what is there and judge it for himself. Instead, our librarian arrives with a red pen, a stepladder, and a nameplate.
First, the pen. The Smithsonian, that great national reading room, has been directed to hand over its wall placards, its exhibition catalogs, its internal guidelines, and its plans through 2029, so that “divisive” language may be replaced with something more “unifying,” as though the American past were a customer complaint to be managed. At the Kennedy Center, the board was cleared and restocked with loyalists. Programming vanished. Artists walked. This is not curation. This is a librarian rewriting the endings he dislikes and shelving the rest in the basement.
“One tradition endows. The other edits.”
Second, the ladder. Andrew Carnegie funded some 2,500 libraries, put his name on the masonry, and then handed the collections to the towns that used them. Set that beside the Moscow model of librarianship, where the catalog is revised to match the man behind the desk and yesterday’s authors are quietly erased. One tradition endows. The other edits.
Third, the nameplate. Dulles. Penn Station, its name reportedly dangled in exchange for sixteen billion dollars in frozen tunnel money. The Institute of Peace, rebranded. The Kennedy Center itself was renamed in December, but a federal judge barred the change in May, and workmen scraped off the letters in June. A national park pass bearing the President’s face beside Washington’s. A House committee voting 33 to 25 to name the Opera House for the First Lady. Somewhere, a bill waits to make an international airport a monogram.
Fourth, the tote bag. A rule so obvious that it was never written down: what the library buys or produces while the librarian is employed does not follow him home when he retires. It is not his to box up and shelve beside a bathtub for late reading. The collection stays. The clerk leaves.
A librarian who stamps his name across every spine has confused stewardship with ownership. The remedy is old and unglamorous: he is not the author, not the publisher, not the owner. He is the temporary clerk on duty.
The books belong to us. Every one of them. Including the ones he would rather we did not read.
A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR
THEY HAVEN’T THROWN ME FROM A WINDOW – BUT THEY ARE TRYING
In Putin’s Russia, dissidents have a way of falling from hospital windows. Businessmen who speak inconvenient truths meet inconvenient ends on staircases and balconies across Moscow.
I am writing this from Omaha, Nebraska. I have not been thrown from a window.
THE IRS AS A WEAPON OF SILENCE
But I am being thrown out of something just as vital: my life savings. What I am experiencing is what I believe to be a targeted, methodical IRS assault. Not random, not routine, not coincidental. It follows my speaking out. It follows my refusal to be silenced. In Russia, they silence critics with gravity. In America, I think they are learning to do it with audits, paperwork, and financial ruin. Stripping away everything a person has built until the cost of their voice becomes too steep to bear.
See Lambi v. United States of America, et al Case # 8:2026cv00101U.S. District Court for the District of Nebraska
SLANDER THROUGH TRUSTED INSTITUTIONS: THE BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY CAMPAIGN
And the IRS is not the only instrument being wielded against me. I believe I have also been the victim of deliberate, government-sourced slander and lies spread to professional contacts who had no reason to doubt what they were told. I believe that honest, hardworking realtors employed by Berkshire Hathaway, one of the most respected real estate companies in America built on a foundation of integrity, were fed false information about me by government actors. These were decent professionals simply doing their jobs, used as unwitting vectors of what I think is a smear campaign designed to isolate me professionally, damage my reputation, and ensure that doors would close before I could even knock on them. This is not the free market. This is not the rule of law. This is the deliberate destruction of a private citizen’s livelihood by government machinery set in motion to punish dissent. I believe that Berkshire Hathaway is as much of a victim in this as I am.
See Brent Lambi, Pro Se V. Berkshire Hathaway Home Services, et al Case
# DO1CI260001752Nebraska District Court, Douglas County
I AM STILL STANDING
This is the American version of defenestration. No broken glass. No headlines. Just a man with his savings under assault, his name poisoned in his own community meant to serve as a quiet warning to everyone watching. The message is clear: speak up, and we will take everything. Your money. Your reputation. Your future.
I am still watching. I am still writing. I am still standing. And I intend to be heard.
The opinions expressed above are solely those of the author.
Both Hands On The Scale
They came for the lawyers. Then they came for the newsroom that reported it.
Two things protect an ordinary person from a government determined to have its way: a lawyer willing to take an unpopular case and a reporter willing to publish an unwelcome fact. Both were squeezed quietly through paperwork.
Start with the lawyers. The White House signed orders against Perkins Coie, Jenner & Block, WilmerHale, and Susman Godfrey, stripping security clearances, canceling government contracts, and barring their attorneys from federal buildings. In plain terms, you cannot get in the door, and your clients are punished for hiring you. A judge found that the firms were chosen for the causes they champion and the clients they represent. Four federal judges ruled the orders unconstitutional; the government dropped its appeals. Nine other firms never fought. Instead, they pledged hundreds of millions in free legal work to avoid being named. Protection money.
The courts said no. So the pressure moved to the institution that still tells the public what happened.
60 Minutes reported that campaign against the law firms. Scott Pelley won a Cronkite Award for that very coverage. Meanwhile, the President was suing CBS for $20 billion over an interview edit, while CBS’s parent needed federal approval for an $8 billion merger. Picture the person suing you while also holding the permit you need to stay open. Paramount paid $16 million. The merger cleared.
Now follow the chain. The new owner installed Bari Weiss atop CBS News. Weiss fired the show’s executive producer, three senior producers, and correspondents Sharyn Alfonsi and Cecilia Vega, and then installed Nick Bilton, a technology journalist with no traditional broadcast news experience. On June 2, Pelley was fired too, a day after reportedly telling staff that Weiss was “murdering the show.” A finished segment on an El Salvador prison had already been pulled. Three correspondents remain.
No law was passed. No vote was taken. Clearances, contracts, a merger review, and a personnel file did the work.
Silence the lawyer and the case is never filed. Buy the network and the silencing is never reported.
That is not a policy dispute. That is the removal of both witnesses.
So put these questions to every Republican or MAGA candidate on your ballot, on the record:
ONE. Four federal judges ruled these orders against law firms unconstitutional. Do you agree with those rulings: yes or no?
TWO. Should a federal license, contract, or merger approval ever depend on how a network covers the President: yes or no?
And if a candidate will not answer either question, ask plainly: why are you against the rule of law and the First Amendment?
Silence is an answer. In my opinion, it is the wrong one, and it belongs on the ballot beside the candidate’s name.

The Wrong Kind of Strength
When the Pentagon starts measuring its people by their
hormones instead of their heads, the Republic should worry.
The Secretary of Defense has apparently concluded that the gravest threat to
American arms is not incompetence, not poor judgment, not the slow erosion of
merit, but low testosterone. Last week, Pete Hegseth ordered mandatory annual
hormone screening for every service member over thirty, wrapping the order in
swaggering rhetoric about high testosterone and a “Department of War.” Physicians
reacted with something close to disbelief; one kinesiologist dismissed the idea
of blanket screening of everyone over thirty as a ridiculous notion. They are right.
Consider what actually won the Second World War. It was not the biggest biceps
in the barracks. It was radar, the codebreakers, the Manhattan Project, penicillin,
and an industrial machine no adversary on earth could match. America triumphed
because it out-thought its enemies, not because it looked more menacing. The decisive
weapon was the disciplined human mind, marshaled by leaders who understood
that victory is counted in objectives achieved, not in blood spilled.
Our finest commanders earned their laurels the same way. Washington’s patient
retreats and Eisenhower’s meticulous planning avoided needless slaughter rather
than chasing it. Strategic restraint is not weakness. It is the highest form of strength,
and it requires a clear head, not a chemically inflated one.
That is precisely why this fixation alarms. We are telling the men and women
who guard the most fearsome arsenal ever assembled, an arsenal capable of ending
civilizations, that aggression is a virtue to be maximized. Roid rage and the nuclear
codes are not a pairing any sane republic should court.
And beneath the hormone charts lies the real rot: a merit system built on competence,
character, and candor is being quietly swapped for a loyalty system built on
flattery. Advancement now flows to those who echo the boss, not to those who tell
him hard truths. Ability is out; adoration is in.
Has all sanity left Washington? The nation’s defense demands both the best
minds we can find and the spine to promote them.
When the Bank Robber
Lectures You on Vault Security
A convicted felon’s crusade against “election fraud”
collapses the moment you read the record.
When Donald Trump warns America about “election fraud,” listen closely. It is
the bank robber lecturing the tellers on vault security. No public figure alive has a
thinner claim to the language of law and honesty, and the case against him is not
opinion or partisan spin. It consists of docket entries, signed memos, and pardon
paperwork. Together, they form a record any citizen can read.
Trump is a convicted felon, found guilty by a Manhattan jury in 2024 on thirty
four counts of falsifying business records. It was the first such verdict against a
former president in our history. Not an accusation. A verdict. He lectures us on
“rigged” systems from the far side of a conviction he could not talk his way out of.
Then recall 2020. He swore the election was stolen and marched into court
roughly sixty times to prove it, appearing before judges he appointed. Even his own
attorney general found no fraud that could have changed the result. He lost nearly
every case because he had no evidence. A man who cannot win a single fraud case
has no standing to cry fraud forever.
Consider whom he has freed. On his first day back in office, he pardoned or commuted
some 1,500 January 6 defendants, including Oath Keepers and Proud Boys
convicted of seditious conspiracy and rioters who beat the officers defending the
Capitol. The party of “back the blue” now cheers the very men who bloodied them.
Then, in December 2025, he pardoned Juan Orlando Hernández, the former
Honduran president whom a U.S. jury convicted of moving over 400 tons of cocaine
toward American streets in one of the largest and most violent trafficking
conspiracies in the world. He bombs fishing boats in the name of a drug war while
unlocking a convicted kingpin’s cell.
One set of rules for you․ No rules for him․
Consider whom he shields. He signed a law to release the Epstein files, then let
his own Justice Department blow past the deadline and keep the record buried.
His deputy attorney general, his former personal lawyer, interviewed Ghislaine
Maxwell, a convicted trafficker of underage girls. She was quietly moved to a softer
prison. The victims wait. Maxwell gets comfort.
And consider whom he exempts. In 2026, a Justice Department memo declared
the IRS “forever barred” from auditing Trump, his family, his trusts, and his businesses.
A possible $100 million penalty simply evaporated. One set of rules for you.
No rules for him.
This is not conservatism. It is not law and order. It is a man rewriting history in
real time, betting you won’t check the record. In November, check it. And if you can
cheer every line above, you have earned the red face to match the red hat.
A Personal Note From the Author
They haven’t thrown me from a window but they are trying.
In Putin’s Russia, dissidents have a way of falling from hospital windows. Businessmen
who speak inconvenient truths meet inconvenient ends on staircases and
balconies across Moscow. I am writing this from Omaha, Nebraska. I have not been
thrown from a window.
The IRS as a weapon of silence.
But I am being thrown out of something just as vital: my life savings. What I am
experiencing is what I believe to be a targeted, methodical IRS assault. It is not random,
routine, or coincidental. It follows my speaking out. It follows my refusal to
be silenced. In Russia, they silence critics with gravity. In America, I think they are
learning to do it with audits, paperwork, and financial ruin, stripping away everything
a person has built until the cost of speaking becomes too steep to bear.
See Lambi v. United States of America, et al., Case No. 8:2026cv00101,
U.S. District Court for the District of Nebraska.
Slander Through Trusted Institutions: The Berkshire Hathaway Campaign
And the IRS is not the only instrument being wielded against me. I believe I have
also been the victim of deliberate, government-sourced slander and lies spread to
professional contacts who had no reason to doubt what they were told. I believe
that honest, hardworking real estate agents employed by Berkshire Hathaway were
fed false information about me by government actors. Berkshire Hathaway is one
of the most respected real estate companies in America and was built on a foundation
of integrity. These were decent professionals simply doing their jobs, used
as unwitting vectors of what I think is a smear campaign designed to isolate me
professionally, damage my reputation, and ensure that doors would close before
I could even knock on them. This is not the free market. This is not the rule of law.
This is the deliberate destruction of a private citizen’s livelihood by government
machinery set in motion to punish dissent. I believe that Berkshire Hathaway is as
much a victim of this as I am.
See Brent Lambi, pro se v. Berkshire Hathaway Home Services, et al.,
Case No. D01CI260001752, Nebraska District Court, Douglas County.
I am still standing.
This is the American version of defenestration. No broken glass. No headlines.
Just a man with his savings under assault and his name poisoned in his own community,
all of it meant to serve as a quiet warning to everyone watching. The message
is clear: speak up, and we will take everything. Your money. Your reputation.
Your future.
I am still watching. I am still writing. I am still standing. And I intend to be heard.
The opinions expressed above are solely those of the author.Sell Alaska. Take the money. Run.
Two broke empires once sold us a continent.
It is time we returned the favor.
America has a long and honorable tradition of buying continents from broke
warmongers. It is time we returned the favor.
Consider the pattern. In 1803, Napoleon needed cash after bleeding out in Haiti
and preparing to bleed out across Europe. He sold us 828,000 square miles for
$15 million, roughly three cents an acre, because empires with expensive hobbies
eventually need a garage sale. In 1867, Tsar Alexander II, still nursing the hangover
of the Crimean War, sold us Alaska for $7.2 million. Two cents an acre. Seward’s
Folly, the papers sneered. The folly, of course, belonged to the man who had spent
his treasury on artillery instead of infrastructure. We are now that man.
“Every nation that ever sold a continent said the same
things right up until the invoices arrived.”
Our national debt has sailed past $37 trillion, propelled by a foreign policy that
treats the Pentagon budget like a bar tab we will settle in the next life. Venezuela.
Iraq, twice, in case the first one did not take. And now serious people in serious
rooms are discussing the acquisition of Greenland, apparently on the theory that
what this country really needs is more frozen real estate we cannot afford to heat.
So sell the frozen real estate we already have.
Alaska is, geographically speaking, Canadian. It sits atop British Columbia and
the Yukon like a hat. It is separated from the contiguous United States by an entire
foreign country, a fact we handle by pretending the map is not doing what the map
is obviously doing. Alaskans drive to the rest of America by driving through Canada.
Let us stop the charade.
The price? Alaska’s proven oil and gas reserves, mineral deposits, fisheries, timber,
and 365 million acres of land plausibly run into the low trillions. Call it $3 trillion,
at a friendly neighbor rate, with financing available. That is eight percent of the
debt erased in a single afternoon, plus we stop paying for statehood’s upkeep and
gain a permanent excuse to blame Ottawa for the price of salmon.
The objections write themselves. National security. Sovereignty. Sentiment.
Fine. But note that every nation that ever sold a continent said the same things,
right up until the invoices arrived.
History’s lesson is not that great powers fall. It is that they get billed. Russia and
France learned it. We are about to.
Two cents an acre bought it. Let us see what we can get.
This satire is offered in the spirit of Swift and in earnest about the arithmetic